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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 618
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46551) - you deserved it (4939)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

#10713367
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23373) - you deserved it (2985)

On 05/23/2010 at 2:02pm - kids - by rkl2010 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (5357)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15560) - you deserved it (37331)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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