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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)
Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 1:09am - misc - by Just_Me_88 - United States (Oregon)
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)
Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 5:14pm - misc - by ShowerStar (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said "nah, it's just a generic face". FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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