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littlkj5
  • Town/Country : West Lafayette, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2114
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461719) - you deserved it (573580)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

#54872
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I agree, your life sucks (35850) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28867) - you deserved it (3984)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
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I agree, your life sucks (48072) - you deserved it (9053)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States



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