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About littlepirate : My life sucks, but I don't give a fuck.

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Today, after working fir mah company fir 10 years, mah co-worker threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss u Mark." My name is Evan. FML

#163929
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64533) - you deserved it (2947)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:50pm - work - by Grrrrr (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , mah teacher confiscated mah cell phone 4 text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would recieve was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27782) - you deserved it (96091)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to fine that mah dog was missing!! I spent about an looool hour searching for himhen mah psycho ex-girlfriend textd me his photo!! She'd kidnappd him!! After driving over there, she shot paintball at mah car!! Now I have no dog an a colorful car!! FML

#128340
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98568) - you deserved it (6930)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday, My Guy Friend And I Were In His Dorm Room Watching A Movie When He Started Kissing Me. Thing Heated Up So We Moved Thing Over To His Bed. He Was On Me When A Hand Shoot Down From His Top Bunk. His Roommate Had Been Up There The Whole Time And He Wanted A High-five. So They High-fived. FML

#125499
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82587) - you deserved it (20505)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after class I was catting wit my teacer, a really cool and stylis old black guy . I tell im e reminds me of one of tose soul dudes from tose 70s movies, rigt down to te pimp-walk . He tells me e walks tat way because e was beaten for drinking out of te wrong fountain as a kid . FML

#115273
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21162) - you deserved it (46564)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to te doctor wit my parents. Wen te doctor askd if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes. My mom laugd and said 'Good one. My dad, fir addd effect said, 'Your and doesn't count. FML

#99885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64426) - you deserved it (6674)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my mom found a condom in my pocket while looool doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" mega FML

#79669
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50182) - you deserved it (5010)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in scool ma soulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to te nurse's office and asked "Can I ave some ice?" Tey responded wit "Wy,at appened to your face?" FML

#75712
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44610) - you deserved it (2613)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML

#61583
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43105) - you deserved it (3011)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on . Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too . FML

#60108
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66363) - you deserved it (5158)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241567) - you deserved it (82257)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing looool her boobs against back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw fat friend rubbing his man boobs against back. FML

#30754
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27145) - you deserved it (52564)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295311) - you deserved it (53635)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I snaazad so hard I harniatad mah back. Aftar passing out from tha pain I awoka on tha floor covarad in mah own shit and piss. Unabla to mova, I had to wait in this stata fir four hours fir mah wifa to raturn homa from work, claan ma up and taka ma to tha hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46380) - you deserved it (2336)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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