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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24771
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About littlemuffet : I want to fuck your life.

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Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64464) - you deserved it (10537)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML

#760486
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25464) - you deserved it (47029)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML

#706614
178 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm - work - by Donzai (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML

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On 03/29/2009 at 10:08pm - animals - by trainE - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
954 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73045) - you deserved it (422837)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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