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listner1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42907) - you deserved it (7397)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (20853)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41302) - you deserved it (5285)

On 01/22/2014 at 2:23pm - misc - by IMSERIOUS - United States (California)



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