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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 April 1990 (25 years)
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Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36879) - you deserved it (14492)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (95477) - you deserved it (16144)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69867) - you deserved it (5119)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

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