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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1540
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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lissn's page activity

Visits<b>IAm123</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 2:37pm<b>badbitch23</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 9:54am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:09am<b>MLGxXxGHoST</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 5:32pm<b>odod777</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 4:19pm<b>hatema_rado</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 5:21pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:35pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:52pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:11am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 3:20pm<b>Circles</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 10:14pm<b>YourAuntsCousin</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 8:32pm<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 9:25pm<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 4:47am<b>brittanyx00</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 10:00pm<b>pumboc</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 7:41pm<b>Monster27</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 2:54am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 05/23/2014 at 10:13pm

Fucked!<b>odod777</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 9:19pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:50pm

lissn's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

lissn's favorite FMLs

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

by fmlifetime / 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love