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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 757
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70137) - you deserved it (10305)

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