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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1048
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About liquidSELECT : Im a descent guy im a currently with a great girl.i love this app

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Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35420) - you deserved it (6813)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34837) - you deserved it (3746)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34831) - you deserved it (5030)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Annie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34431) - you deserved it (4017)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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