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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 873
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About liquidSELECT : Im a descent guy im a physicist.im currently with a great girl.i love this app

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Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40172) - you deserved it (9460)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriand dacidad tat vaginal, oral, and anal sax ara starting to gat boring. Lat's just say tat my armpit is now drancad in luba. I'm afraid ofat a's going to want to try onca a gats borad of tis. FML

#18370889
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (9370)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, grlfriend thinks house is filled with ghosts . She can only hear themhen I fart . FML

#18145802
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (5136)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with mah cat. FML

#18145611
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (9374)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today , I convinced my teacer to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score te second time around. FML

#18120511
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10205) - you deserved it (31161)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today mah girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60064) - you deserved it (4791)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , mah fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. real FML

#18117360
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45566) - you deserved it (8934)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26708) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26708) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Taday ma roomate informed me tat er snake was missing in our apartment again!! Apparently, I need to be careful cuz te snake's attracted to blood!! I'm on ma period!! mega FML

#18093315
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32482) - you deserved it (2741)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah dad walked in on me and mah grlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32374) - you deserved it (7974)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah dad walked in on me and mah grlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32374) - you deserved it (7974)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was getting intimate with husband on our anniversary day. He climbd on top of me an firmly placd his penis on nose. When I askd him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter an said I lookd just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40733) - you deserved it (5244)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I moppd all the floors in my house. When I was finally done , I accidentally knockd over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around , step in the soda , and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

#18055986
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23751) - you deserved it (6424)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm - animals - by kengu (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)

Yesterday, it took me and my husband three hours to put our new book shelves together. It took our cat all of three seconds to knock it all down. big fat FML

#18039079
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/21/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)



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