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  • Number of visits : 2946
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lionheart822 : I like FML. what else is there?!
Okay so first and foremost, I'm Hindu. But I was born Los Angeles and raised in Las Vegas and now live in Ohio. So NO, I don't have an accent! I'm an Xbox LIVE gamer, however my gamer tag will remain private unless you've piqued my interest. And I'm currently a college student. Oh and if you're curious about what my pic is, then don't be shy, and ask me. But here's a hint, it's the face of a famous fighter in a series of video games in which the developers go to great lengths to hide.
If you wanna know anything else, just send me a message! And here's a fun fact, sending me a message will actually get you a badge if it's your first time! Don't know how? There's a little picture of an envelope on the type right corner, you're welcome!

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lionheart822's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML

#2658374
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65410) - you deserved it (5244)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (275912)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)



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