About lionheart822 : I like FML. what else is there?!
Okay so first and foremost, I'm Hindu. But I was born Los Angeles and raised in Las Vegas and now live in Ohio. So NO, I don't have an accent! I'm an Xbox LIVE gamer, however my gamer tag will remain private unless you've piqued my interest. And I'm currently a college student. Oh and if you're curious about what my pic is, then don't be shy, and ask me. But here's a hint, it's the face of a famous fighter in a series of video games in which the developers go to great lengths to hide.
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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to explain to my one person on my staff why having kids aged 6 to 9 hammering in screws with the butt end of a screwdriver is neither safe, nor a good idea. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 12:22am - work - by AntiBobTheBuilder (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by iluvpeanutbutter (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by iluvpeanutbutter (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)
Today, someone broke into my car to steal $1.50. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 2:47pm - money - by Brokeashell - United States
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by rider (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States
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