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About lincolntwo : As I am able to distinguish between you're, your and their, there, they're, I'm probably a lot better than you.
Yes, than. With the "a".
People with first world problems annoy me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
Friday 18 April 2014