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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1984 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lincolntwo : As I am able to distinguish between you're, your and their, there, they're, I'm probably a lot better than you.

Yes, than. With the "a".

People with first world problems annoy me.

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20510) - you deserved it (44505)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40999) - you deserved it (15373)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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