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Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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133 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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127 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm - work - by naps aren't what they used to be (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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178 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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98 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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On 03/15/2013 at 8:35am - work - by benoit (man) - France

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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