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Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm - work - by Sarah - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by coffee girl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States
Today, my mom finally admitted to me that ever since I was a child, she thought I was autistic, but was always too lazy to take me to the doctors and get me checked out. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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