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Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:20am - love - by Username - United States (New York)
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by anonymous22kittylicklick (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 5:57pm - intimacy - by jimmy - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
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