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  • Town/Country : The beautiful place of, Canada!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2758
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About limeyemilyy : Hey! I like reading fml's! (no duh ...) I comment every now and then.
Even though I am somewhat of a grammar Nazi, I won't troll anyone's mistakes. :)

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Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23644) - you deserved it (3978)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (31202)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

#3093
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20815) - you deserved it (1901)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

#2983
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26747) - you deserved it (925)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41591) - you deserved it (7812)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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