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About limeyemilyy : Hey! I like reading fml's! (no duh ...) I comment every now and then.
Even though I am somewhat of a grammar Nazi, I won't troll anyone's mistakes. :)

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Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28676) - you deserved it (4547)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (10522) - you deserved it (37557)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26918) - you deserved it (2419)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36334) - you deserved it (1717)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51993) - you deserved it (9654)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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