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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About limeyemilyy : Hey! I like reading fml's! (no duh ...) I comment every now and then.
Even though I am somewhat of a grammar Nazi, I won't troll anyone's mistakes. :)

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39751) - you deserved it (22610)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

#18105886
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (3028)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27028) - you deserved it (32407)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43714) - you deserved it (3333)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45312) - you deserved it (2665)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51728) - you deserved it (4054)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

#17909341
132 comments

Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML

#17868500
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19423) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/30/2011 at 12:50am - work - by nearlythere - Australia

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26672) - you deserved it (2173)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11938) - you deserved it (31072)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12542) - you deserved it (75630)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31151) - you deserved it (5472)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

#17793526
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42164) - you deserved it (2868)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39691) - you deserved it (2282)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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