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Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25886) - you deserved it (3534)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

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