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  • Town/Country : Tampa, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML


I agree, your life sucks (12249) - you deserved it (40142)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML

Today, I encountered one of my professors from college. Back when I was in his game theory class, he publicly criticized me for falling asleep and not paying attention, to which I retaliated by acing all of his exams. Four years and a degree later, I met him again... while working at Pizza Hut. FML


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On 11/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by mylifeisfed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by man (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 10:54pm - health - by mintyfresh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML


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On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML


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On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had not choice but to poop himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he pooped in. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML


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On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML


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On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML


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On 08/03/2009 at 11:08am - work - by MickeyDManager (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

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