About limegreenpoopie : I don't bite. Hard.
limegreenpoopie's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
limegreenpoopie's favorite FMLs
by usmcgirl / 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Molly / 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML
by John / 11/07/2009 at 11:04am / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
Today, I encountered one of my professors from college. Back when I was in his game theory class, he publicly criticized me for falling asleep and not paying attention, to which I retaliated by acing all of his exams. Four years and a degree later, I met him again... while working at Pizza Hut. FML
by mylifeisfed / 11/04/2009 at 7:56am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by man / 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by mintyfresh / 10/28/2009 at 10:54pm / United States (California) / Health
by userrrrr / 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
by rhythmbandit / 10/09/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had not choice but to poop himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he pooped in. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML
by APetsPet / 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2009 at 6:23am / Singapore / Kids
Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML
by taman / 09/12/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by pistonchamp159 / 08/28/2009 at 3:51am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
by MickeyDManager / 08/03/2009 at 11:08am / United States (Virginia) / Work