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by JoannaG25 / 08/17/2010 at 7:43am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
by Chris / 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML
by Anna / 03/18/2010 at 8:20am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by mizzleshizzle / 03/09/2010 at 1:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
by Phoenix0614 / 01/25/2010 at 12:33am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Jumja / 01/15/2010 at 6:37am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML
by coinoperatedgirl / 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm / United States (Minnesota) / Geek
by reconnect / 12/27/2009 at 1:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2009 at 8:30pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Van / 12/20/2009 at 1:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2009 at 10:30pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
by xXxJoe16xXx / 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 11:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous