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by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Texas) / Love
by crushed / 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
by notgettingany / 11/24/2010 at 12:18pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by mr_p / 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 4:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 2:28am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/28/2010 at 9:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by trigfail / 09/25/2010 at 4:57am / New Zealand (Taranaki) / Geek
Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Money