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  • Town/Country : Tampa, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3554
  • Number of comments : 231
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About limegreenpoopie : My name is Maha and I have a strange addiction to vitamin water and hot Cheetos.

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limegreenpoopie's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16412) - you deserved it (50856)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

#14353887
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10373) - you deserved it (105365)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34472) - you deserved it (8362)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

#14035490
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47558) - you deserved it (6550)

On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

#13963928
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37468) - you deserved it (4987)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML

#13961459
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40740) - you deserved it (4703)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by notgettingany (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34552) - you deserved it (3322)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32271) - you deserved it (5837)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20927) - you deserved it (27954)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41052) - you deserved it (8392)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64000) - you deserved it (6056)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

#13241516
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9755) - you deserved it (48079)

On 09/28/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML

#13192437
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18053) - you deserved it (43425)

On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19861) - you deserved it (64195)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

#12579737
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33909) - you deserved it (3749)

On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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