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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2326
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha. And I don't bite.

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Today, my boss calld me into is office to proudly sow me about an our's wort of videos of is recent oliday. Te videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside is window looool in Pakistan. big fat FML

#16324366
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3061)

On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore

Today, My Ex Husband Is Marrying My Sister. FML

#16279756
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96472) - you deserved it (6402)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today , I found out that mah grandfather , who is a retrd Marine , has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themd items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse , that he did it , or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML

#16261628
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24732) - you deserved it (7937)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today I got marrid. My sister an fater could not attend cuz tey already ad plans. My sister went to te mall wit er friends an ma dad went looool to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49619) - you deserved it (4154)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51301) - you deserved it (8222)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

yastarday I mada a vidao fir a scool tour of ma apartmant in Garman . Ta walls in ma apartmant ara tin, so you could aar ma sistar aving pona sax in ar room in ta background . FML

#15804053
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34107) - you deserved it (5191)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, mah dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was mah Indian grlfriend's looool father. FML

#15377212
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39731) - you deserved it (4511)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that if u cry yoursalf slaap and forgat to taka off your mascara, your top and bottom lashas will stick togathar. Laaving u unabla to opan your ayas. FML

#15231026
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29311) - you deserved it (12166)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, ma usband told me I was lucky to ave someone wo would love me no matter wat ma vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41524) - you deserved it (21384)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Yesterday,hile at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands . He then continued working without a second thought . He was making my sandwich . FML

#15198554
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (3875)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

yesterday I was pulled over for speeding an was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed mah wedding ring, said ( Nevermind ) an then gave me a ticket. FML

#14751660
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26963) - you deserved it (4708)

On 01/29/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5!! Is thishat I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28202) - you deserved it (3352)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heret-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (5728) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I met mah father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (3268)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)



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