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by nasty_ex / 06/21/2011 at 8:25am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML
by goatvideosarelame / 05/24/2011 at 3:31am / Singapore / Work
by uetlqdja / 05/21/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML
by Mandy / 05/20/2011 at 12:12am / United States (California) / Geek
by disfunctionalfamily / 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Xanadu / 04/16/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by dollarstorepwnr / 03/19/2011 at 1:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Shoofly / 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm / United States / Transportation
by Username / 01/29/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by SLOMan90 / 01/26/2011 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…