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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2788
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha.
Please keep your ignorant comments about my appearance and what it entails to you to yourself.
I'm a student; it's what I have always been and will be for the rest of my life. I'm currently finishing up my Bachelors in Psychology and Public Health and am looking into some graduate programs, all while doing undergraduate research.
I love cats, books, and heavy metal. Get to know me.
Toodles :3

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Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27404) - you deserved it (3063)

On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96614) - you deserved it (6410)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML

#16261628
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (7942)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49685) - you deserved it (4157)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51353) - you deserved it (8224)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

#15804053
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34149) - you deserved it (5195)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38528) - you deserved it (32116)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39778) - you deserved it (4516)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29346) - you deserved it (12178)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41560) - you deserved it (21404)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33506) - you deserved it (3933)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

#14751660
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (4715)

On 01/29/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29765) - you deserved it (3478)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32937) - you deserved it (5731) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44788) - you deserved it (3474)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)



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