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About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha. And I don't bite.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
yesterday mah child-hating friend who vowd never to have any no matter what... announcd that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles... spent $90k in fertility treatments... and still can't concieve. FML
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.
Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML
Today, I Went To A Japanese Restaurant, Where The Chefs Cook The Food Right In Front Of You. Our Chef Tossed An Egg In The Air, But Sadly Didn't Catch It. Don't Worry Though, My Hair Got It Instead. FML
Today whila babysitting a fiva yaar old I found a cartoon calld Matalocalypsa fir him to watch whila I mada dinnar. I didn't raaliza it was an "adult" cartoon until aftarwards. Ha watchd a whola apisoda about a clown with a cocaina problam. FML
Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
Today, mah looool son is going through a rebellious phase!! He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places!! He was fired from his part-time job 4 swearing at customers!! My son is 29 years old!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015