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limegreenpoopie

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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2322
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha. And I don't bite.

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limegreenpoopie's favorite FMLs

yesterday mah child-hating friend who vowd never to have any no matter what... announcd that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles... spent $90k in fertility treatments... and still can't concieve. FML

#17646156
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46254) - you deserved it (4236)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.

#17526799
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (4779)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

2day grlfriend got a necklace from one of her guy friends. She loves it. It's a heart shaped necklace. She doesn't see a problem. FML

#17496847
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39144) - you deserved it (6189)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:19am - love - by CashChamp20 - United States

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was presented wit a bill fir $27,601 by my single , alcoolic , deadbeat fater. Wy? "For aving to raise yur goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33840) - you deserved it (2640)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33876) - you deserved it (6482)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that mah boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS an hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28548) - you deserved it (6246)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, I Went To A Japanese Restaurant, Where The Chefs Cook The Food Right In Front Of You. Our Chef Tossed An Egg In The Air, But Sadly Didn't Catch It. Don't Worry Though, My Hair Got It Instead. FML

#17136219
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28963) - you deserved it (3113)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by KatrinaKitten - United States (New York)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today whila babysitting a fiva yaar old I found a cartoon calld Matalocalypsa fir him to watch whila I mada dinnar. I didn't raaliza it was an "adult" cartoon until aftarwards. Ha watchd a whola apisoda about a clown with a cocaina problam. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13617) - you deserved it (52793)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40276) - you deserved it (5741)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61432) - you deserved it (7533)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah looool son is going through a rebellious phase!! He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places!! He was fired from his part-time job 4 swearing at customers!! My son is 29 years old!! FML

#16876528
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42370) - you deserved it (12410)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to mah house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to putted on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37121) - you deserved it (5563)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I finally found outho has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced fir 7 years. FML

#16778449
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31835) - you deserved it (3124)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)



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