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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
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About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha.
Please keep your ignorant comments about my appearance and what it entails to you to yourself.
I'm a student; it's what I have always been and will be for the rest of my life. I'm currently finishing up my Bachelors in Psychology and Public Health and am looking into some graduate programs, all while doing undergraduate research.
I love cats, books, and heavy metal. Get to know me.
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Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied to the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML


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On 03/18/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by pwib - United States (California)

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML


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On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML


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On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML


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On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML


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On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML


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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML


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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML


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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML


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On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML


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On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML


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On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML


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On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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