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limegreenpoopie

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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1731
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha. And I don't bite.

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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML

#18774558
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31768) - you deserved it (3561)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21694) - you deserved it (4981)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51433) - you deserved it (3076)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

#18430180
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6517) - you deserved it (42674)

On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37235) - you deserved it (5108)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28219) - you deserved it (3323)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

#18088361
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23114) - you deserved it (2346)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65083) - you deserved it (3926)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34510) - you deserved it (24614)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

#17926318
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22974) - you deserved it (15602)

On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

#17707325
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (3513)

On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

#17652939
91 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML

#17646156
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46042) - you deserved it (4229)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30436) - you deserved it (4650)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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