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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1948
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha. And I don't bite.

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Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML


I agree, your life sucks (53051) - you deserved it (8412)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10212) - you deserved it (25863)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23406) - you deserved it (3812)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20439) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44245) - you deserved it (2407)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML


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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (288540) - you deserved it (28294)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

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