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limegreenpoopie
  • Town/Country : Tampa, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 733
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha. And I don't bite.

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Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
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I agree, your life sucks (14186) - you deserved it (2308)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36841) - you deserved it (1911)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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