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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3022
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha.
I love cats, books, and heavy metal. Get to know me.
Toodles :3

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limegreenpoopie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

#220247
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70041) - you deserved it (7013)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by f*** (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47020) - you deserved it (159543)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

#152949
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103310) - you deserved it (11405)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55325) - you deserved it (8733)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10969) - you deserved it (27146)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (3983)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22201) - you deserved it (3297)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46151) - you deserved it (2552)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21085) - you deserved it (4193)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44282) - you deserved it (16573)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296455) - you deserved it (28429)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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