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About limegreenpoopie : Hey there, I'm Maha.
Please keep your ignorant comments about my appearance and what it entails to you to yourself.
I'm a student; it's what I have always been and will be for the rest of my life. I'm currently finishing up my Bachelors in Psychology and Public Health and am looking into some graduate programs, all while doing undergraduate research.
I love cats, books, and heavy metal. Get to know me.
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Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML
Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML
Friday 29 May 2015