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Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML
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On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML
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On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States
Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 9:17am - animals - by rubberduckie94 (woman) - United States
Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States
Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied to the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by pwib - United States (California)
Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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