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by Pookaa / 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by asthma_attacker / 11/14/2009 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went to a professional baseball game. In the 5th inning, our row was chosen for a random giveaway where everyone sitting in the row recieved free roundtrip airline tickets to New York City. While this was going on, I was up, getting a pretzel. FML
by ZachooMackoo / 04/09/2009 at 10:15pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
by isaacBENNETT / 03/17/2009 at 3:25am / United States (Virginia) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,…