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Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by Jill (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend got into bed with me and started fooling around. I had a terrible migraine, which she knew, so I asked her to stop because it wasn't helping. She then yelled at me for being "ungrateful" and "selfish", and accused me of secretly being gay. FML
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On 06/14/2013 at 5:21pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
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On 06/09/2013 at 10:27pm - health - by Sean - United States
Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML
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On 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm - work - by not the cook (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
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On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by jack - United States (Indiana)
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
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On 06/03/2013 at 4:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - France (Aquitaine)
Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
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On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Monday 17 June 2013
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