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About liltwistism : I hate how everyone calls marijuana "pot". You smoke marijuana, you cook out of a pot.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML

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