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About liltwistism : I hate how everyone calls marijuana "pot". You smoke marijuana, you cook out of a pot.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
Friday 18 July 2014