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by … / 06/28/2012 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by RatCityChick / 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML
by cmck932012 / 06/26/2012 at 2:18am / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 06/16/2012 at 9:57am / United States / Love
by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML
by JohnBlack / 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by unamyous / 06/08/2012 at 9:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
by ugh / 06/08/2012 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by C0r1nn3 / 06/07/2012 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by BooBabe / 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Discouraged / 05/31/2012 at 8:43am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/27/2012 at 3:42am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open… Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay… Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've…