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lillypilly35
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 458
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About lillypilly35 : Some people on this site really piss me off. How dumb can you be? Really people...

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Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

#14528961
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I agree, your life sucks (13917) - you deserved it (4963)

On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

#5247721
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39746) - you deserved it (2958)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

#4639027
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I agree, your life sucks (11016) - you deserved it (50228)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (197816)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)



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