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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 626
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About lillypilly35 : Some people on this site really piss me off. How dumb can you be? Really people...

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Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML


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On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49433) - you deserved it (4182)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15618) - you deserved it (68108)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML


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On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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