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  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53087) - you deserved it (33915)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by enriquegay (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21479) - you deserved it (5165)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)



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