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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1479
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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lilkim's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML

#14365542
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26613) - you deserved it (7129)

On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

#14356876
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31911) - you deserved it (6451)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34068) - you deserved it (4395)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (86148)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML

#14319411
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26408) - you deserved it (3306)

On 12/24/2010 at 2:15am - misc - by nerdwithagun (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38145) - you deserved it (7088)

On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

#14297288
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29003) - you deserved it (4938)

On 12/22/2010 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8569) - you deserved it (27083)

On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

#14270969
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22801) - you deserved it (5920)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

#14258015
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37108) - you deserved it (2809)

On 12/19/2010 at 6:29am - misc - by byepolar_bare (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

#14248345
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29612) - you deserved it (3425)

On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33301) - you deserved it (3911)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43621) - you deserved it (5606)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

#14225014
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6441) - you deserved it (25615)

On 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML

#14223629
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26243) - you deserved it (2371)

On 12/16/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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