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Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
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I agree, your life sucks (10996) - you deserved it (25120)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15845) - you deserved it (46143)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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