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TODAY, WHILE WORKING MY JOB AS A CASHIER, ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT CAME TO THE REGISTER WAS A MIDGET . AS PART OF STORE POLICY, I HAD TO ID HIM, AND HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE SAID HE WAS FROM FLORIDA . SO I ASKED, WITHOUT CATCHING MYSELF, "HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?" MEGA FML

#1793303
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On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING MY JOB AS A CASHIER, ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT CAME TO THE REGISTER WAS A MIDGET . AS PART OF STORE POLICY, I HAD TO ID HIM, AND HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE SAID HE WAS FROM FLORIDA . SO I ASKED, WITHOUT CATCHING MYSELF, "HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?" MEGA FML

#1793303
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (47991)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797
247 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was pullad ovar 4 spaading. Whan tha polica officar approachad ma and askad 4 licansa and ragistration, I accidantally gava him mah faka I.D. FML

#1694446
123 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by FakeID (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, mah legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read ( Caution: Icy Conditions ).

#1665462
113 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by qwerty (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WENT DOWNTOWN TO PAY SPEEDING TICKET . AFTER STANDING IN LINE AN ARGUING WITH A RUDE WOMAN BEHIND THE DESK, I GET BACK TO CAR ONLY TO FINE AN EXPIRED METER AN A PARKING TICKET . I GOT A TICKETHILE PAYING TICKET .

#1634783
72 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Was Babysitting A Four Year Old. He Was Mad And Began Hitting Me. I Told Him To Use His Words Not His Fists When He's Mad. He Then Began Telling Me How Much He Hated Me And That I Should Go Die And Never Come Back. FML

#1474084
105 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 9:34pm - kids - by GirlinGreen - United States (Washington)

2day family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

#1368223
59 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chippuh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found mah phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyoneho had tried to get in touch with me an I had worried. No missed calls. FML

#1027558
165 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I WAS PETSITTING FOR NEIGHBOR'S NEW PUPPY. A HUGE THUNDERSTORM CAME, AND THE PUPPY STARTEDHINING AND SHIVERING VIOLENTLY. I PULLED IT INTO LAP TO TRY AND COMFORT IT. ONE LOUD CLAP OF THUNDER LATER, AND THE PUPPY HAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ALL OVER ME. FML

#1026583
149 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by Puppysit88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimd "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter" . It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realizd that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways . Definitely looool explains my coworkers uncontrollable laughter . FML

#1023184
130 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING AND I SAW WAS A DOG RUNNING ONTO THE ROAD, I SLAMMED ON THE BRAKES TO A COMPLETELY STOP . MULTIPLE CARS CRASHED INTO THE BACK OF MY CAR . IT TURNS OUT IT WASN'T A DOG, IT WAS JUST NEWSPAPER BLOWN BY THE WIND .

#943604
154 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 1:41am - animals - by Peta - Canada

Today, ma two year old cousin was aving a temper tantrum. I decided to give im a flasligt because playing wit it usually distracts im. It didn't. Instead, e it me in te face wit it as ard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

#940357
76 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months askd me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finishd explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline an I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

#929724
99 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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