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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (25 years)
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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20274) - you deserved it (25931)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35932) - you deserved it (1910)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30598) - you deserved it (2386)

On 08/30/2012 at 4:04am - misc - by freaked out - Canada (Alberta)

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