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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27420) - you deserved it (96673)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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