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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 August 1992 (21 years)
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Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (211495) - you deserved it (35122)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (230032) - you deserved it (80594)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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