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lifesucksyall
  • Town/Country : Upper Arlington
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lifesucksyall : Just another girl taken away from what i love. The country.
I play sports and am very into animals!
I have my man. He is perfect!!

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Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30647) - you deserved it (2234)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
663 comments

I agree, your life sucks (655937) - you deserved it (48814)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (384875) - you deserved it (61668)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (736475) - you deserved it (73985)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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