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Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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On 07/03/2010 at 2:57pm - misc - by Emily - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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228 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, as a prank, I set my wallpaper on my iTouch to a photo that makes the screen look broken. I pretended to freak out, showing my dad that it broke. Good news: My prank worked. Bad news: He threw the iTouch out the window in rage. It had 59 gigs in it. FML

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268 comments

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On 06/19/2010 at 1:49am - misc - by Skrewed (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

#11281809
134 comments

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On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

#8651104
104 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 10:05pm - love - by ifaisal - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
240 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

#8309732
92 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

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158 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
202 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

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134 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was 2, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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112 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 12:03am - animals - by Brittany (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
149 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

#7586037
198 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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84 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)



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