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Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5810) - you deserved it (30564)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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