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  • Number of visits : 43805
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About life_is_life : uhhh...
i like food.
and music :D

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28734) - you deserved it (99304)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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1017 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74314) - you deserved it (766705)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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