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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 526
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About life_hater : If you reading this, stop, because this information shouldn't concern you. Why are you still reading? I hope you know that you aren't going to get anything out of reading this.

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Visits<b>jackattack96</b> - the 04/25/2009 at 11:24pm

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Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57985) - you deserved it (10560)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68942) - you deserved it (6523)

On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

#1120494
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104899) - you deserved it (10238)

On 04/19/2009 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78412) - you deserved it (6185)

On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)



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