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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
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I agree, your life sucks (40915) - you deserved it (246740)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

#8630
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I agree, your life sucks (40774) - you deserved it (1733)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML

#5857
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I agree, your life sucks (6784) - you deserved it (33724)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15055) - you deserved it (2443)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)



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