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Today, I rushed over to stop my infant daughter from falling off her swing. Luckily just before she hit the ground, I woke up. Unfortunately, I woke up because I'd rolled off my bed and hit the floor. FML
by MandieL / 01/30/2016 at 3:56am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/28/2016 at 11:26am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 11:35am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
by CaptMacLeod / 01/26/2016 at 4:18am / United States (California) / Love
by VisceralWolf / 01/26/2016 at 1:35am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 4:21am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Love
Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2016 at 2:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
by AustinFFA / 01/22/2016 at 11:46am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
by swag papi / 01/22/2016 at 12:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML
by automotive glass tech / 01/21/2016 at 1:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
Today, two teen girls got into a shouting match at the table next to mine at the food court. Sensing a fight brewing, I got up to leave. I stood up just in time for one of the girls to throw her tray, which missed her target and hit me in the head. FML
by LiLMAMA0523 / 01/21/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML
by Jennifer / 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds… Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door,… Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just…