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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
by righthook / 04/08/2015 at 3:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by NotDying / 04/08/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Health
by burnswhenipee / 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by NotALuckyGuy / 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, after over six weeks of not getting a single shift at my part time job, I finally went in to meet my new manager. He didn't even know I existed. Apparently my old manager lied and said I quit so they hired someone else. FML
by nattlecakes / 04/07/2015 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML
by cat.imakittycat. / 04/07/2015 at 3:14am / New Zealand (Taranaki) / Animals
by therewasnocurtain / 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
by rhunter17 / 04/06/2015 at 3:38pm / Love
Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2015 at 8:27am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
by gooddaydude / 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by n / 04/04/2015 at 2:23pm / United States / Love
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 6:16am / India / Love
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 12:04am / United States (Maryland) / Love