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by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Singleagain / 04/19/2016 at 8:01am / Sint Maarten (Dutch part) / Intimacy
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
by killme.jpeg / 04/17/2016 at 9:04pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
by K.S.S. / 04/16/2016 at 10:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 4:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anthony / 04/14/2016 at 7:15pm / France / Intimacy
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:13am / United States / Health
by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML
by Arachnofail / 04/08/2016 at 12:16am / Miscellaneous
by Koko / 04/07/2016 at 12:07pm / Germany (Berlin) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 11:48am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 2:53am / United States (Maryland) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to… Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy… Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one…