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Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML
by M1CHA3L_MY3RZ / 03/01/2016 at 8:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
by Never Been Arrested / 03/01/2016 at 4:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
by Racked / 03/01/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I think my unborn child has developed a sense of humour. The little cherub is usually very calm, but must have realised that if he/she kicks me hard enough in this particular place near my bladder, I'll piss myself on the spot like a race horse. It's happened twice now. FML
by Spraylady / 02/29/2016 at 4:45pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by PizzaPants / 02/29/2016 at 1:12pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by kayla53 / 02/29/2016 at 11:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by BroadcitySF / 02/27/2016 at 10:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2016 at 2:27am / Japan (Saitama) / Intimacy
by Unreciprocated / 02/25/2016 at 1:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
by replaced / 02/21/2016 at 10:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
- Today I went to the shops, commando. And old lady started to sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" to me.… Today, I realized that raising a child with autism is much like the 4th circle of hell. And I don't… Today, as I was nearing the end of an online exam that I have been taking for 2 hours, my computer…