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Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4323) - you deserved it (18133)

On 08/23/2012 at 2:54am - money - by chrisbravo - United States

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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

#20034900
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25243) - you deserved it (6392)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

#20012679
163 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 12:37am - work - by mike h - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
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On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
428 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

#15156142
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On 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by handyjon - United States

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

#6583595
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On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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