Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

libertine13

Search for a member

libertine13
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 July 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1279
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About libertine13 : legit.

libertine13's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

libertine13's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
850 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276985) - you deserved it (23330)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

#832092
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22168) - you deserved it (37675)

On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by